October 2009
17 posts
“When did you decide to start dressing like a French whore?”
– My dad, upon seeing me wearing fishnets via Crazy Things Parents Say (http://crazythingsparentssay.com/2009/09/25/syd-2/)
“Imagine how much smarter you’d be if I didn’t drink so much when I was pregnant...”
– via Crazy Things Parents Say (http://crazythingsparentssay.com/2009/09/29/sd/)
“(312): so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just...”
– via Text From Last Night (http://textsfromlastnight.com/view/53527)
