June 2010
2 posts
Talyn’s Doppelganger →
So while I am waiting to find out which little puppy I get to take home, I’ve been watching all the male puppies at Auburn Beagles grow. After they updated with week 6.5 photos of all the…
Then and Now.. →
Last night I put down Dax‘s dinner and then remembered his first night with me. That first night, when I put down a bowl of his food, he had that same voracious appetite as he did last night! So…
October 2009
17 posts
“When did you decide to start dressing like a French whore?”
– My dad, upon seeing me wearing fishnets via Crazy Things Parents Say (http://crazythingsparentssay.com/2009/09/25/syd-2/)
“Imagine how much smarter you’d be if I didn’t drink so much when I was pregnant...”
– via Crazy Things Parents Say (http://crazythingsparentssay.com/2009/09/29/sd/)
“(312): so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just...”
– via Text From Last Night (http://textsfromlastnight.com/view/53527)
September 2009
46 posts
http://jokes4all.net/joke_3677.html
The husband says to wife: "My Olympic condoms have arrived. Think I will wear gold tonight."
The wife says: "Why don't you wear silver and cum fuckin second for a change?"
Beware the dog-nappers, and take steps to protect... →
RT @akcdoglovers Check out this great informative article in USA Today, by AKC’s own Lisa Peterson. Learn how to protect your pet!
The First Letter Of Your First Name According to... →
“T” You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a partner who takes the lead. Music, soft lights and romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasize, but do not tend to fall in and out of love easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely intense. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased. You are a...
RT @TwestivalSF: New blog post:
#TwestivalSF...
[TFLN]: Txts Frm Lst Nght
(314): doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
(504): I'm out of practice. be my yoda
(314): put your penis in her you must.
